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Forlorn Hope

4th December, 2006. 5:50 am. 5 Thoughts on Spending Thanksgiving in America

1. Three little words that make me very afraid that America has enough nukes to destroy the world a hundred times over: Country Fried Steak.

2. You know you're in middle america when it's a toss up between Walmart and the football stadium for the title of largest building in town.

3. Fun Black Friday guessing game: Was that picture of violence and destruction shot in Iraq or at a JC Penny door crasher sale?

4. Much like how almost a million people claim to have been at the EX for the first ever Blue Jays game, nobody voted for Bush back in 2004. Did I mention that I was in Ohio?

5. That according to bumper stickers person X's high school football playing son can beat up Person Y's band geek who in turn is cooler than Person Z's Honor Student. YOU get an extra point if you're first thought upon reading that last sentence was "well I hope person X's kid likes women's shoes".

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